Woke up this morning
with my stomach in my hand

I said I woke up this morning
with a panic in my head

I had to go so bad
It took my ____ away

Now I was screaming at the bus to find a local bathroom
I said I freakin at the bus to find a local bathroom
and all the stalls are taken so the urinal will do

I Take a Poop Poop a Poop a Poop
I Take a Poop Poop a Poop a Poop
I Take a Poop Poop a Poop a Poop
I Said a Poop Poop a Poop a Poop
I Take a Pooooo In the Urinal

I'm a big man and everybody gets out of my way
I'm The Don of Dayton that's what all they say
So when I have to go please get right out of my way

Poop Poop Poop Poop
I gotta
Poop Poop Poop Poop
I gotta
Poop Poop Poop Poop
I gotta
Poop Poop Poop Poop
I gotta
Poop Poop in the early mawn' (dawn)

Woke up in a panic and I got on the bus this mawnin'
I said I woke up in a panic on a tour bus this mawnin'
I can't hold it any longer so I ___________

I gotta Poop Poop Poop Poop
I hadda Poop Poop Poop Poop
I gotta Poop Poop Poop Poop
I hadda Poop Poop Poop Poop
I gotta Poop Poop
I'm The Don of Dayton Blues!

...I had to go so long

Written by: Mihali Savoulidis
Studio Appearance: None
Special Notes: This song was only played once (2015-10-28). It was written by Mihali and performed by Mihali and The Werks as the encore. It is presumed the song is in reference to Dino Dimitrouleas (The Werks) having taken a #2 on the tour bus which is a big no-no.

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Show Date Venue Recording Special Notes
2015-10-28 The Old Rock House , St. Louis, MO Yes Debut - Encore - Featured Chris Houser (The Werks) on guitar and Todd Stoops (RAQ) on keys
2017-04-20 The Woodlands Tavern, Columbus, OH No Encore - Featured Dino Dimitrouleas